The Crimson Crab

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    The Crimson Crab

     We're not boring, we're not drab
    Welcome to The Crimson Crab
    We're the best place in the nation
    For some tasty, red crustacean

    Crab and lobster, can't be prouder
    Of our New England clam chowder
    Try the special of the day
    Or our new seafood buffet

    We won't cheat you, we don't skimp
    Try our battered jumbo shrimp
    You will notice and examine
    Our fresh fish from cod to salmon

    I can't help you, I am sorry
    We ran out of calamari
    Try the octopus instead
    With our cheesy garlic bread

    Oysters, mussels in the shell
    Do you love that fishy smell?
    If you like it, tell my boss
    Don't forget the tartar sauce! 

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    am2anangel commented on The Crimson Crab

    01-31-2011

    lol hope this got you a free meal. well done. great rhyming. -Tonya
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