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    Testosterone

    Something flows within my blood
    My manliness has shown
    I don't know what I would be
    Without this great hormone

    I like my testosterone
    Each man here understands
    We like what it does for us
    And owe it to our glands

    We like our testosterone
    Our manly muscles flex
    We have all the strength we need
    To rule the weaker sex

    For without testosterone
    How could I shave my face?
    How could I impress women
    Or put them in their place?

    We have the greatest hormone
    We're happy to be men
    We'll keep our testosterone
    You women, estrogen 

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    boomboom56 commented on Testosterone

    01-28-2011

    quick and to the point. a little sexist but not bad.
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    AshRenee commented on Testosterone

    01-27-2011

    'To rule the weaker sex' Sorry my friend, being the feminist that I am, that irks me. But it's a funny one, I like the rest
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    schizopoet

    01/27/2011

    I'm sorry if this poem offended you. I was only trying to be funny and I actually love and respect women. We men would literally be lost without you! Figuratively too! My feminine side is crying right now because I " irked " you. LOL. But seriously, don't take this poem too literally. I believe that if women ruled the world, this world would be a must safer and peaceful place. I really believe that.

    AshRenee

    01/27/2011

    No worries at all! You didn't offend me, I know it was meant in jest, just a trigger is all. I really do like it and am extremely flattered that you think that

    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

    Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.

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