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    Minimum Wage

     I don't like my stupid job
    I should have stayed in school
    I can't make a decent wage
    That's totally uncool!

    I am working hard today
    And I am stressed out too
    Taking all these orders here
    At Burger Hut's drive thru

    I don't like to flip burgers
    Or wear this paper hat
    And I'm always asking folks
    If they want fries with that

    When you're earning minimum wage
    It's hard to get a date
    My ex-girlfriends don't like guys
    Who didn't graduate

    I think I'll go to college
    So I'll earn a degree
    Maybe then my customers
    Will not make fun of me

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    A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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