Old Caper

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    MK 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 33 Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come.

    Old Caper


    There was an old man
    Who lived by the date-
    By adding some random numbers,
    He scratched his head and
    States, "Judgement is Coming!"
    All the signs point to 7th!

    "No, the world will end
    May 21, 2011!"

    And when the 21st came,
    The whole world wondered why
    They were still here...Hmmm...
    Maybe, he lied! He lied, He lied!
    That has to be it!
    He took all our money!
    We were all tricked!

    The old man shook his head,
    Settled down for a nap,
    Dusted his old leather cap
    And non-chalantly debated,
    "Oh well, I'm sorry, I miscalculated."

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    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

    Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.

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