Sex On The Beach

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    Yeah... I got the wrong impression too

    Sex On The Beach

    Was all set to pour my ladyfriend a drink
    suddenly she suggested sex on the beach
    Didn't need to be told damn drink could wait
    The sand and the surf was only a few feet
    I was in the mood, if you know what I mean  
    But soon found out wasn't what she meant
    Since I don't indulge how could I've known
    Sex on the beach, was the name of a drink.
    I'm sure a lot of men are asking the same
    Who in hell came up with that damn name!!!

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    mustascheman commented on Sex On The Beach

    05-03-2010

    What about 'fuzzy navels' or 'buttery nipples' or 'car bombs' or a drink that used to be one of my favs..'the leg spreader'! Cool, fun read! A.T.
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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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