Not many years ago TV ads were great

They connected with all that I’m sure

There was the Pepsi generation to name just one

For your thirst it brought a cool pleasant cure

Then you could see the USA in your new Chevrolet

You must admit it had a certain patriotic lure

To buy the world a Coke was the thing to do

And its meaning was sure not obscure

Well things have changed and TV ads have grown up

And now what junk do we see?

The big companies peddling their wares

With little consideration for personal dignity

Get your Depends they promote

And leakage will be a thing of the past

If you buy the super absorbent size  

For many weeks’ one will last

And then there are pads and things of the feminine sort

With brands too many to mention

That will provide protection of varying degrees

Depending on one’s need for retention   

Heaven help you should you have a problem with your “Wilbur”

If so, there’s Viagra - a solution to cure all your ills

Just set back and relax and light up a smoke

And then take two of our wonderful pills

Next comes Cialis with its image of dueling bathtubs

Occupied by two fawning sixty-terians of questionable IQ

       Smiling idiotically as if they been caught in the red

(And in addition had frequented too many pubs)

Cialis, they say, is guaranteed to bring life to the dead

And it lasts for three days if you happen to be looking ahead

And last but not least is Enzyte the natural stabilizer

Promoted by Smiling Bob the symbolic moron

Who uses dangling hoses and such in a half hearted attempt

To promote their form of magic equalizer

Can someone explain to me please why these TV ads are allowed?

For children of all ages to view

On second thought don’t bother I think the answer is clear

Money talks, as always

So morality and decency have bid us adieu