MAD MAJOR GLORIOUSNESS (A song)

(CHORUS 1 AND 2)
Mad major gloriousness
leaves his armour for a dress
mad major gloriousness
has much more inside his bag
mad major gloriousness
he's a colourful major in drag

(VERSE 1)
he's the major in an army
in an un-ordinary town
he's the major in an army
but he's more like a clown
he gives no orders to
the soldiers on the street
he's a little bit crazier than
any major you'll ever meet

(VERSE 2)
He goes the distance
gives us the colour we need
he fights for the rainbow
he's a man thats been freed
mad little crazy major
he is the only one
he'll paint your days
with endless fun

(VERSE 3)
Puts down his weapons
leaves behind war and disgrace
turns his frown upside down
paints a smile on every face
In night hours he entertains
He retreats to a bar
in the haze of smoke
he becomes a star

(CHORUS 3)
Mad little major gloriousness
he's gained more losing less
mad major gloriouness
has much more inside his bag
mad major gloriousness
he's a colourful major in drag