kelly has a big head

a chair is not a house and a house is not a home
and there is not a house that can contain my girlfriend's dome
"does my butt look big?" she asked, and i abruptly said
"nevermind your butt, girl, look at your spacious head !"

she cast the strangest shadows when she moves across the floor
i'd have her in for dinner but can't fit her through my door
she's pretty as a princess sitting on a golden throne
too bad there's not a crown to grace that head so overgrown
 
'cos kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head, y'all

she wears the cutest clothes and she is chic without a doubt
uncovered is her head because most hats just don't work out
when walking down the street we scarcely get a moments peace
'cos people stop and stare and one fool called the damn police

and kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head, y'all

she has those pouting lips and eyes that are so bright, so round
and if she shaved her head she would resemble charlie brown
don't get me wrong, i love her and it's she i wish to wed
but first i gotta find some way to shrink my baby's head

'cos kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head
      kelly has a big head, y'all.



2001