Tender was the kiss, when you held me captive, in your sweet embrace.
I was wrong to think she was going OUT ON A LIMB when she told me that to my face.

After I climbed out of bed, she said, she would forever be my LOVER GIRL.
I was so sprung, I thought IT MUST BE MAGIC, to have one of the baddest babes in the world.

When I told her I already had a girl, she said, "but I NEED YOUR LOVIN too, please don't let me down."
Instead of realizing I was treading through troubled waters, I chose to act like CASSANOVA BROWN.

So I told her I had to leave, so I could give it some thought.
She said, "hey YOUNG LOVE, on my dresser, there's some keys, you can take the Mercedes, I just bought."

Now, she must have had this planned, even before we got under the cover,
Cause in her Benz, on the dashboard, was a letter, it started out, DEAR LOVER.

As I'm reading it, it's saying, she's had a few contenders; but when I got BEHIND THE GROOVE, I knocked it out like a champ.
I'm like, either this chick is psychic, or some kind of genie, straight out of, ALLADIN'S LAMP.

The year was 1984, the night of April fool's day,
I remember, because earlier they announced the tragedy, that happened to MY DEAR MR. GAYE.

There I am, sitting in her ride, knowing with my girl I'M, STILL IN LOVE,
Sitting back staring through the moon-roof, for some answers from, up above.

I couldn't leave, I've admitted, this girl has warmed my blood,
Now I need an ALIBI, before I get home, to explain to my, PORTUGESE LOVE.

As I walked back, into her bedroom, she licked her lips and said, OOO, LA, LA, LA,
And then walked over, and gave me a kiss, right, on the jaw.

She said, "I knew it would be a matter of time it would be just, me and you.
So come on back to bed, and, lets experience some, DÉJÀ VU.

I said, "look 'T', I'm going to tell you, exactly, like it is.
I'm just A SUCKA FOR YOUR LOVE, and I'm talking SQUARE BIZ.