I'm a Loser...
Im a Loser,
yeah, Ill admit it.
There's all these titles,
but none that I fit in...
Except "Loser"...
Im pretty cute.
Got a great bod', nice hips.
But I'll never be a "Pretty",
so scratch that off the list.
I'm good at sports,
but I dont stay in long enough to be great.
Guess signing up for "Jock"
came a little too late.
I'm super fucking smart,
but Im lazy as hell...
Cant be a "Nerd"
if you're fixin' to fail.
I guess I could be "Popular",
if I just kept my mouth shut and smiled.
I didnt come with a radar
that tells me when something's "too wild"...
I cant be a "Loner",
Ive got too many friends.
Cant be a "Diva",
cant keep up wit the trends.
I love books,
used to be all up in those things...
some things just came up;
"Bookworm" wasnt for me...
So I'm a straight up Loser.
And Proud of it...
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