My Best Friend's Boyfriend's Hermaphrodite Ex...
I talked to a friend today,who told me he had a ex with my name,
and that he ones sucked her penis...
I just couldnt look at him the same.
He said that she was really a girl,
had all the goods and whatnot...
But, as I had guessed,
she was born with a... (you know)
I asked what he was thinking,
"Same thing I think with regular chicks,
I mean, she was pretty friggin hot,
she just had an extra bit"
I just sat there for a minute
and thought everything through...
I turned and looked at him.
All I could say was, "dude..."
He smiled and he nodded,
"Yeah, that's what my new girlfriend said."
"Who's your new girlfriend?"
Turned out to be my best friend...
So as we walked out the restraunt,
I knew there was one more thing I had to know...
But as I turned to ask him,
He said, "Yes, Audrey, I swallowed."
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