A Hair Stylists Nightmare

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    A Hair Stylists Nightmare

     Set her appointment
    half past nine
    but of course she
    couldn't show up on time

    She came and sat
    upon my chair
    I tried hard
    not to stare

    I looked at her
    She looked at me
    right then I knew
    this was going to be

    A Hair Stylists Nightmare

    We returned to my chair
    she hands me a photo
    of Fergie's
    beautiful hair

    I think to my myself
    I'm a beautician
    not a magician
    just before I hear

    Can you style my hair
    flowing full of flair
    color and cut it
    leave it down to there

    Somehow I knew
    right then and there
    the miracle needed
    was not there

    I said hold that thought
    I'll be right back
    took a deep breath
    threw down a shot

    Then came right back
    with my reply
    Sure, let's do it
    I'll give it my best try


    ~Mary A. Eaton~

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    musicbox commented on A Hair Stylists Nightmare

    12-19-2009

    lol! i love this poem, its really cute! it made me giggle! =)
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    Mareann

    12/26/2009

    Thank you, this one was a joy to write, Mary

    Oblaidon commented on A Hair Stylists Nightmare

    12-18-2009

    LOL, threw down a shot. Funny line. Flow was a little hard for me to follow, but nice write. :)
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    Mareann

    12/26/2009

    I appreciate your comments, thanks, Mary

    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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