Plague

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    Plague

    Dating on the internet....




    I'm 40 something and I'm free
    A biker chick to be
    Must love my kids and dog
    Must ride a Harley hog
    There will be no give only take
    It’s all about me for goodness sake
    Treat me like a lady because I am a tramp
    As to wit, I'm dimmer than a five-watt lamp
    I'm looking for someone who will spend and some time
    Drinking Schlitz, and watching NASCAR is trey sublime
    Ignore all the fighting with my bastard of an ex
    Sigh I sure do miss his great big pecs
    I'm looking for someone to fulfill my every fantasy
    Because I need to escape this apathetic reality
    I'm 40 something and I'm free
    A biker chick to be

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    rickyp commented on Plague

    08-21-2009

    I'm sorry man! ha ha Good stuff. I'm hoping you learned your lesson. Do we ever actually learn our lesson though? ha ha
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    Legos12 commented on Plague

    08-03-2009

    hahaha! wow, this is so funny!! It made me laugh so hard! Well done! I like the title too :P lol
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    laydbak1 commented on Plague

    07-29-2009

    Bravo................ Outstandingly done WF.... Sad isn't it...??? I think everyone who reads this knows this woman and what's she's all about... lolololol... Great piece of work.... 10 all the way...
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    mlea commented on Plague

    07-23-2009

    Oh my God! This is right on... and I cannot believe how many people I know that are involved in dating on line. written well, love that sense of humor....great! mlea
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    tenderpoison commented on Plague

    07-22-2009

    have i ever mentioned how much I love your wry sense of humor....this is amazingly written...10
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    tenderpoison

    07/23/2009

    oh my friend, that came across loud and clear...never fear, I didn't mistake you for a beer-guzzling nascar fan with a penchant for drama and cheap women....quite the opposite. :)

    tenderpoison

    07/23/2009

    it sounds like my ex-husbands dream date...

    WinterFrost

    07/23/2009

    let me tell you these were not my dream dates

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