WITCHY MOM

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    WITCHY MOM

     
    You all say I'm so mean
    nagging all the time
    expecting you to clean
    without giving you a dime
    then you tease me around
    with silly annoying sounds
    until I lose control screaming
    making me look like a witch
    while you all laugh beaming
    my nose begins to twitch
    my eyes start popping out  
    my skin turns slimmy green
    now you all begin to pout
    as I rule as the queen
    you start crying out loud
    so guess what's new  
    and making me proud
    I changed my old name
    I'm WITCHY MOM TO YOU

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    Trista3 commented on WITCHY MOM

    12-04-2013

    lol. love it. can so relate. but they say if your kids never hate you then your not a real parent. but I've got my kids, 2- 3yrs and a 9yr., pretty willing to help clean now so i cant complain. great job.
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    poett

    12/04/2013

    Thanks... it was a funny moment n difficult too. Dealing with my teens then but now they are grown up and realize how funny it is dealing with kids.

    WordSlinger commented on WITCHY MOM

    02-18-2010

    lol, I remember my youthful days, Mom, she could clean thuroughly, and she's blind, so I was like ok, I need to help, lol. No, i was clean kid, ty WS
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    poett

    02/18/2010

    I believe you, my oldest now in college also helped me so much but the other 2 well lets say I miss him Lol Thanks

    poett commented on WITCHY MOM

    02-16-2010

    You're welcome and I am not the greatest cause i believe that no one can be perfect nor the greatest their is always someone better than you. Kids at that age always think the worst of you when you try to give advice so they don't end up going through the same things you did at their age so this is kind of when I wrote it. I was frustrated trying to be the best parent and I ended being the witch of the story even in my husbands eyes. You can call it revenge for me to find humor and laugh at them this way.
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    gogant commented on WITCHY MOM

    02-16-2010

    My mom used to let me win at Parcheesi...that would always get me ticked off........she was way to soft on me...God, I loved her so. I like the way you paint a picture of your nasty mom role......I know for sure that you are one of life's greatest moms. I really enjoyed this little ride....Thanks, Marie........................g
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    Teardrops commented on WITCHY MOM

    02-16-2010

    I would think my son would say i could change like that at times great poem Marie
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    poett

    02/16/2010

    yeah my kids think I'm the worst mom ever because they wont get their way. I have to teenagers at home left a 17 yr old boy and 14 yr old girl so I bet you can imagine how teens are at that age. Thank you once again

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