Ooopsney’s Key

Hold this say you
And do not lose
So I held in my hand
And twirled like a fan

Yes on my finger I placed
The object you gave
The only one you had
And I twirled…yes I was  bad

Then it went flying
And oh I went diving
I tripped and stubbed my toe
Whacked my knee and ohhh

I tried to grab but it klinked and klanked
Down it went in a blink and in a blank
Into the drain you see
Oh crappy I lost Ooopsney’s key

The only one you had
And boy will you be mad
But I had fun and on my finger it twirled
Til it went flying with a whirl

Then you came back
And you stood there with a laugh
As you kept lookin at me
Question…Where’s my key

So I stood there like a dumb nut
And you say I have a nice butt
But that don’t quite get it you see
Baby…I need that damn key

I am so sorry hon ooops…ney
I had fun with your key
Now it’s gone down the drain
Never to be seen ever again

Oh well that’s ok you say
It just won’t get done today
I love you my lil Bright Star
But that key was to your car

My car I ask?? I say….
Ooopsney  it can’t wait another day
Oh but it will said you
I said to hold and not to lose

But you had fun and you twirled
It went flying when you gave a whirl
I have to laugh yes I have to grin
I’ll fetch it in the morn and don’t do it again

I won’t I say
I’ll hold and I won’t play
I won’t give it a twirl
And send it in a whirl

So the next morn you fetched
And  you guessed what happened next
It’s a habit and I can’t break it you see
For on my finger I twirled the key

Then thru the air it flew
From your expression I knew
It was gone disappeared you see
Oh crappy I lost my key

By Rita Kay Webb