Nook N Cranny

Hey River Dove...say you
Whatcha doin baby
Searchin...say me
Searchin for what ...say you
A nook n cranny...say me
Wha...River Dove what are you talkin about
Well Ooopsney...say me
I was readin this story...see
And Lula said she needed to find a nook n cranny
And....
Wait...hold up a minute...say you
What story and who the hell is Lula
This mystery that I'm readin Ooopsney
And Lula is a character in the story.
So when I got to the nook n cranny part
Well I got lost...cause I don't know what
A nook n cranny is...and so I got the big
Red dictionary and tried to find nook n cranny
But Ooopsney it ain't in there, so I called
Miss Thelma the preacher's wife and asked her
What a nook n cranny is and she giggled
Ooopsney she laughed at me...And she
Said ohh River Dove I can't believe you don't know
And I said what is it I'm suppose to know ma'am
About nook n cranny honey...said she
So Ooopsney I asked her if it had to do
With...well you know...Sex Parts
And she laughed so hard and again said
She couldn't believe I didn't know and...
Well River Dove...say you
Yes baby it is Sex Parts and...
Baby I want to see your nook n cranny now
OOOPSNEY!!! SHHHH...PEOPLE
ON THE BRIDGE WILL HEAR YOU
AND KNOW THAT I HAVE A NOOK N CRANNY
Well River dove...baby...if you don't want anyone
On the bridge to hear you then stop shouting.
Baby...River Dove..My Lil Bright Star...
Everyone has a nook n cranny
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Say me
Yes....say you
Baby a nook n cranny is the lil hiding
Places in peoples homes, drawers, corners, etc...
But come mere River Dove...Baby
And show me your nook n cranny
Well Ooopsney....oooo lala
You have to catch me first...
Start runnin baby....say you
Hey Ooopsney no fair...say me
I didn't get a chance to run....
OOOhhhh hahaha
You found it Ooopsney....
Yes I did River Dove...
I love you baby...
I love you too Ooopsney

By Rita Kay Webb