My Dog the Cat

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    My Dog the Cat

    My dog thinks she’s a cat

    If you don’t believe me

    Well maybe you’ll believe that

    Her favorite toy she chases through the house

    And it isn’t a ball

    It is a tiny little mouse

    She is the queen of the couch

    And the queen of the chair

    Sitting and grooming her long silky hair

    No dog food for her

    Not in her dish

    She wants to eat smelly tuna fish

    To the vet we go

    For a good health check

    She sits like a beauty and purrs at the vet

    Stop that he cries

    You mustn’t do that

    You are a dog you’re not a cat

    Back home we go

    She cant wait you see

    Cause she wants to climb her favorite tree

    And up there she sits

    Watching the world go by

    Purring softly at the birds in the sky

    I’m sure you don’t believe

    Yes I am sure of that

    See for yourself my dog thinks she is a cat


    By Rita Kay Webb

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    StandingBear commented on My Dog the Cat

    02-23-2011

    Wow Rita! This great write for children (as well as adults) has all the sounds of *the cat in the hat* in my mind. Great write!
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    arronpalmer commented on My Dog the Cat

    11-13-2010

    This is great! A fun little poem, so original and funny. What a great way to start the weekend (I'm in the UK, you're probably in bed lol!)
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    koolmom0

    11/13/2010

    Thank you Arron, I love to write for children... :) Rita

    rjmichael commented on My Dog the Cat

    06-29-2010

    this is cute and funny good sense of humor , like a nursery rhyme
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    redbloodink commented on My Dog the Cat

    06-10-2010

    I believe ya.... I once had a cat.... not sure if he thought he was a dog or not.... but he sure loved water and sure loved to swim with me in the appartments swimming pool...... true and crazy as it seems my cat took baths with me....... red
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    kdarcy commented on My Dog the Cat

    05-30-2010

    Refreshing to read something with unexpected humor, and on such a playful subject as the pet. Brought a big smile to the face, thanks, k
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    koolmom0

    05/30/2010

    Thank you Kdarcy, I'm glad I made you smile :) Rita

    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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