RE: RE: Limericks

Keep trying Cousin, you'll get it right eventually....

A good fella from Kingston town
Was known to wear only a frown
But one afternoon
Came a lady to swoon
And now, he’s smiling like a clown

RE: RE: RE: Limericks

GooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls.

Once there was a poetic bear
Who thought he was OP’s heir
He sat on his throne
Giving out a big moan
And ended up alone in his lair

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas
he suggested what could be written where, for us
his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar
perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car
OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus

Last edited by BadBadBear 10-28-2010 at 09:12:06 PM

RE: Limericks

Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way.....

There are some who think they can
Write like the best of man
But, they write instead
As if walking dead
And end up scraping bed pans.....

Last edited by gogant 10-28-2010 at 09:44:20 PM

RE: RE: Limericks

GooGoo, please tell me you're not a former Goo Goo Doll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way.....

There are some who think they can
Write like the best of man
But, they write instead
As if walking dead
And end up scraping bed pans.....

RE: Limericks

Ha, ha, ha, you are so funny bear..........And, I will still be laughing
come morn...........Seriously Bear, you are good.......

RE: RE: Limericks

Goo Goo, it's great sharing humor with you.....i'm laughing myself....you're good with this limerick stuff!
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Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant


Ha, ha, ha, you are so funny bear..........And, I will still be laughing
come morn...........Seriously Bear, you are good.......

RE: Limericks

Kinda takes one back to the "Never Ending Pasta Bowl" and the infamous, "Gilligan's Island" threads....

RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by KellyRedhead

Originally Posted by Londo

This is not one of my originals, but a cute tongue-twister from many years ago:

A Tudor who tutored the flute
Tried to tutor two Tudors to toot
Said the two to the Tudor
Is it tougher to toot or
To tutor two Tudors to toot?

Hilarious - reminds me of a poem, "Smart Fellas," that I won't repeat, lol.

K

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-30-2010 at 09:46:37 AM

RE: RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

GooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from.
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Originally Posted by gogant

Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls.

Once there was a poetic bear
Who thought he was OP’s heir
He sat on his throne
Giving out a big moan
And ended up alone in his lair

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas
he suggested what could be written where, for us
his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar
perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car
OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus

there was a wannabe poet from the west
oh how he wanted to write like the rest
he frequents washrooms across the states
copying scribble from the walls is his fate
he posts it on OP hoping to be the best

RE: RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

GooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from.
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Originally Posted by gogant

Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls.

Once there was a poetic bear
Who thought he was OP’s heir
He sat on his throne
Giving out a big moan
And ended up alone in his lair

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas
he suggested what could be written where, for us
his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar
perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car
OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus

there was a wannabe poet from the west
oh how he wanted to write like the rest
he frequents washrooms across the states
copying scribble from the walls is his fate
he posts it on OP hoping to be the best

RE: Re: Limericks

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way.....

There are some who think they can
Write like the best of man
But, they write instead
As if walking dead
And end up scraping bed pans.....

WHAAAA! WHAAAAATT?....::

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 06:22:05 AM

RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBadBear

GooGoo, please tell me you're not a former Goo Goo Doll.

Originally Posted by gogant

Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way.....

There are some who think they can
Write like the best of man
But, they write instead
As if walking dead
And end up scraping bed pans.....

once upon a time a wannabe poet had a low paying job
he pretended to be a former GooGoo Doll
a guitar he carried and he tried to sing
attempted to imitate Crosby, he sure isn't Bing
all the people cried, slamming their heads into a wall

RE: RE: Limericks

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way.....

There are some who think they can
Write like the best of man
But, they write instead
As if walking dead
And end up scraping bed pans.....

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-31-2010 at 08:47:06 AM

RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID
WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED
HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER
TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER
COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT


DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE

RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID
WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED
HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER
TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER
COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT


DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE

RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID
WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED
HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER
TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER
COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT


DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE

RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

THERE ONCE WAS A HOOKER NAMED JADED
WHO LIKED TO GET REALLY FADED
SO SHE SPENT ALL HER CASH
ON THE DOPE SHE HAD STASHED
GETTING MORE FROM THE FOOLS THAT SHE DATED



YEAH BABY......DON'T IT MAKE YA MAD........

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:30:04 AM

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

There once was a night we called new years

Did nothing but bring on some new fears

So we popped open some wine

Snorted a line

And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:06:38 AM

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Londo

OK

There once was a follow named Smee
With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee
But when it got hard
It read like a business card
"Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:11:29 AM

RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Originally Posted by BlueHeron

While Gogant accuses me of smoking
I do hope the young man is joking
because I hang with the townies
and munch on pot brownies
and never have to bother with toking

Definitely joking, Herr Yon................................that is
what makes OP a nice place to have fun.................g

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Yeah, Gorge.! You are the king..of Seventh Heaven..................

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:15:38 AM

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahlusion

I knew a girl who could twirl
and she loved to show the whole world
but at last when she stopped
her panties would drop
and the world did gasp at her curls

©dah 2010

Well done, Dah- dee- dah-- doh---oh-oh////////////////

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-30-2010 at 09:44:51 AM

RE: RE: RE: RE: Limericks

THANKS, i really enjoy this tongue- twister, also reminds me of a Jamaiacn one that cant be posted, "Mary. Mary ,quite contrary// How does your garden grow?// The rest can't be posted........................LOL[/quote]


Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With weed (that's grass)
Man, it's a gas
But, don't let the authorities know

RE: Limericks

This one's for Cousin......he has trouble with his index finger, don't you know.

Once was a Jamaican minstrel
Who had troubles as usual
Got his finger stuck
If only by luck
In the void of Mademoiselle

Smile Cousin, and get ya fingga outta der........................