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Reading Heron's stuff got me in a funny mood.....

Once was a gal from Kentucky
With whom I got quite lucky
She purred when I came
Like silk in the rain
And sprayed all over my ducky.

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Last edited by gogant 11-02-2010 at 12:11:27 AM

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quote="BlueHeron"]

I often sit down in despair
as I notice the loss of my hair
but it also is said
that I'm getting more head
and that sounds reasonably fair.

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THANKS, BlueHeron,

I really dig this one. Love it!. Tribute to wise-bald-pates. Unfortunately, I still have to pay my barber for what barbarous Mother Nature should have done.

Last edited by cousinsoren 11-02-2010 at 01:34:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gogant

Reading Heron's stuff got me in a funny mood.....

Once was a gal from Kentucky
With whom I got quite lucky
She purred when I came
Like silk in the rain
And sprayed all over my ducky.

--------gogant----------

Last edited by cousinsoren 11-02-2010 at 01:42:02 AM

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THERE ONCE WAS A PIMP FROM IDAHO
WHO THOUGHT HIMSELF A REAL DYNAMO
HE DIDN'T THINK IT FUNNY
WHEN THAT BITCH GOT HIS MONEY
SAID " THAT BITCH ACT LIKE I AM DA HO "

Last edited by JadedJezzabel 11-02-2010 at 01:43:04 PM

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I ONCE KNEW THIS HO SO CONNIVING
SEEMED REAL BUT ALWAYS WAS JIVING
THOUGHT I WAS A TRICK
TILL SHE CHOAKED ON MY DICK
TURNED OUT NOW MY BUSINESS IS THRIVING

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I ONCE KNEW A RICH BITCH NAMED PAT
WHOSE POCKETS WERE ALWAYS REAL FAT
TILL SHE WENT FROM ENCINO
TO A LAS VEGAS CASINO
NOW SHE'S OUT ON THAT STRIP SELLING KAT

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[quote="JadedJezzabel"]THERE ONCE WAS A PIMP FROM IDAHO
WHO THOUGHT HIMSELF A REAL DYNAMO
HE DIDN'T THINK IT FUNNY
WHEN THAT BITCH GOT HIS MONEY
SAID " THAT BITCH ACT LIKE I AM DA HO "[/quote]


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Wow, Sista J..! Goh dey! Go to the top of the Poetry Class! And stay there!. I am backing and bowing out, gradually, till next plethora mango season . Merry Christmas, when it comes. Chao!

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Please read, my Christmas poem. "Letter To Santa Claus", whenever it appears, and give me a Christmas gift comment. THANKS. Chao! Love you.

Last edited by cousinsoren 11-02-2010 at 02:07:47 PM

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there once was a scorpion witch
who had a nasty throat twitch
and when she would speak
her mouth would leak
the most putrid odor of spit.

©dah 2010

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This one's for Jaded. LOL

There once was a hooker in Boise
In bed she was always quite noisy
So her pimp got a grip
On her ass, took a trip
And drove her all the way back to Joysey

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SHE ONCE KNEW A FREAK NAMED FRED
WHO ALWAYS BEGGED FOR SOME HEAD
SO SHE GOT ON HER KNEES
WHEN HE BEGGED HER PLEASE
AND SUCKED FREDS HEAD TILL HE BLED


THAT WAS REALLY DIRTY

Last edited by JadedJezzabel 11-03-2010 at 07:39:51 AM

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Ahhhh, Jezzy......it would have rhymed better if you had used BLED....
You must be an amazing woman to come up with some of your limericks.

Here's one For Stefy..............................

In Macedonia they say
She walks with a coy sachet
I’ve seen her smile
And laugh for awhile
But now she begins to decay.

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SHE ONCE KNEW A FREAK NAMED FRED
WHO ALWAYS BEGGED FOR SOME HEAD
SO SHE GOT ON HER KNEES
WHEN HE BEGGED HER PLEASE
AND SUCKED FREDS HEAD TILL HE BLEED


THAT WAS REALLY DIRTY

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Originally Posted by gogant

Ahhhh, Jezzy......it would have rhymed better if you had used BLED....
You must be an amazing woman to come up with some of your limericks.

Here's one For Stefy..............................

In Macedonia they say
She walks with a coy sachet
I’ve seen her smile
And laugh for awhile
But now she begins to decay.

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You need the word "BLED"., Dear Jazzy, not BLEED. HEY! you're really writing jazz, (with orgasms in them), not limericks , ritzy, dizzy girl ! I am laughing so much, I nearly cried. ,,,,,,,LOL. You and Gogant seem to be rocking the boat.

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I KNEW THIS BROAD FROM MISSISSIPPI
WHO'S FIGURE RESEMBLED MISS PIGGY
BUT SHE WENT ON A DIET
BOOKED A ROOM AT THE HYATT
FOUND OUT SHE'S MY OLD MANS NEW CHIPPY

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JUST AN FYI IN CASE ANYONE CARES LOL.........THIS TIME THE EYE'S REALLY MINE.

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OK GET READY.....I'M GONNA BLOW YA'LL AWAY WITH THIS ONE.

THAT BLUE EYE'D LADY IS SO COOL... MA
IN LOVE WITH A MAN FOR HIS TOOL...NAH
THEY MADE LOVE NIGHT AND DAY
TILL SHE ASKED HIM TO PAY
NEVER LET THOSE BIG BLUES EYES FOOL...YA

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I guess Cousin and I bled the bleed outta ya, Jezzy.....sorry about that.
Okay, you have one nice blue eye.........I do hope you have another.
Now, this is not meant for you dear, so don't get yourself in an uproar...

On a satin sheet she did lie,
Her lips juicy as cherry pie.
Parting them wide,
She asked for a ride --
So I gave her ten inches -- Oh, my...

Last edited by gogant 11-03-2010 at 04:49:50 PM

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LMAO......WHY WOULD I BE OFFENDED? WE ARE JUST HAVING FUN HERE

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Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

LMAO......WHY WOULD I BE OFFENDED? WE ARE JUST HAVING FUN HERE

Last edited by cousinsoren 11-04-2010 at 08:58:01 AM

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there once was achick named renee
who seriously needed NA
she did lots of drugs
she dated some thugs
renee needs NA today

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A fair lady with eyes of blue
Whom I never actually knew
She’d smile and coo
And wink just for you
So now I know just what to do…

Jade, I wanna make love with you…

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A sweet gentleman named Gogant
Causes me to quiver and pant
Keeps writing me limricks
And dreaming of skin flicks
I'd make love to Gogant but I can't

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The time for quaking is breaking
Stiffened and ready I'm shakin'
Give me my lady
I'm more than ready
To frazzle and dazzle her yen

Now, please dear Jadee, let me in.

(I hope you're not one of the men)

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Jaded is all woman for sure
Kitty Kat rubbed right and she'll purr
Is he up to the task
Of removing her mask
When she tries to act all demure

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some may think it quite corny
to write limericks when you are horny
but when the lady expects
to practice safe sex
at least the poem is less porny