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when my lady grabs me below
something surely will grow
but if I take a cold shower
(for at least half an hour)
the son of a gun doesn't show

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Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

There once was a night we called new years

Did nothing but bring on some new fears

So we popped open some wine

Snorted a line

And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

There once was a night we called new years

Did nothing but bring on some new fears

So we popped open some wine

Snorted a line

And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

There once was a night we called new years

Did nothing but bring on some new fears

So we popped open some wine

Snorted a line

And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 06:55:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Londo

OK

There once was a follow named Smee
With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee
But when it got hard
It read like a business card
"Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee

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Originally Posted by Londo

OK

There once was a follow named Smee
With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee
But when it got hard
It read like a business card
"Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee

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Originally Posted by gogant

Originally Posted by dahlusion

I knew a girl who could twirl
and she loved to show the whole world
but at last when she stopped
her panties would drop
and the world did gasp at her curls

©dah 2010

Hey Dah, I like this one...
Must have been fun.

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-31-2010 at 08:50:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HarverTomsson

On the day of Balaam’s trespass
He was halted, while riding his ass
As he beat his poor beast,
The ass pled, “Patience, at least!”
“Can’t YOU see that the angel won’t let me pass?”

GOOD PULPIT THUMPING ! ...................................

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Here are two of my favourites.

DONT TELL ANYONE I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH??????LOL

There was a girl name Puncy
Who was very wild and sprucy..
When she saw the parson's jock,
She fell over a rock
And over her head went her frock.


There was a drunk named Percy
Who leaned on a dripping pipe to pee.
He opened his fly
And couldn't tell why
To piss he couildn't stop.

Aye ! Yahee! Eh-eh!
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Here are two of my favourites.

DONT TELL ANYONE I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH??????LOL

There was a girl name Puncy
Who was very wild and sprucy..
When she saw the parson's jock,
She fell over a rock
And over her head went her frock.


There was a drunk named Percy
Who leaned on a dripping pipe to pee.
He opened his fly
And couldn't tell why
To piss he couildn't stop.

Aye ! Yahee! Eh-eh!
_______________________________________________________________

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treasa sat up with a start
when out from her butt came a fart
as she waved it my way
i just had to say
that not only stinks but its tart

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Gaaaggg, coughhh, coughhh, phewwww......

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I ONCE HAD A BOSS NAMED TAMMY
WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS EVERYONES MAMMIE
SHE BOSSED US AROUND
TILL WE KNOCKED OFF HER CROWN
AND FED EXED HER FAT ASS TO MIAMI

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THERE ONCE WAS A POET GOGANT
AND NOW AND AGAIN HE WOULD RANT
HE WOULD RANT AND HE'D RAVE
HE COULD RUN OFF THE BRAVE
WHO CAN'T COMPETE WITH A CHANT
FROM GOGANT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cousinsoren

Originally Posted by Londo

OK

There once was a follow named Smee
With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee
But when it got hard
It read like a business card
"Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Is you that, Londo?......................... What did you say? That you saw the tattoo??

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I ONCE HAD A COUSIN NAMED SOREN
WHO GATHERED A CROWD BY PERFORMIN
HE MADE US ALL PAY
WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PLAY
THEN TOLD US HE MADE MORE BY WHORIN......

LOVE YOU COUSIN

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[quote="BadBadBear"]there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas
he suggested what could be written where, for us
his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar
perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car
OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus

[/quote]

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I am sure, from previous evidence, you can do better than this

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....... Oren? ... are you sure you're not Irish? ... or Catholic? ... haha ... xo! ...


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there once was a fine lady from the city
believed to be Catholic, definitely pretty
buttons all the way up her lovely neck
guys driving spied her rare beauty, they'd wreck
her innocent smile drove 'em crazy, what a pity

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quote="SavVySam"]There once was a fine Irish Lass
who claimed to have the finest ass
the boys all stood in line
to see what was so fine
but then it brayed and they said...we'll pass![/quote]

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Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

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