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(The Liger is laughing)

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Originally Posted by Aria

There once lived a bear in Jamaica
who said to all betters, “I’ll take ya,’
I know I’m a winner,
In truth, I'm no sinner,
you all know a bear is no cheetah."

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THE LIGER LAUGHED because someone called Jamaican men a bear.

The jamaican bear says thanks for the compliment,Aria. But he wishes to remind you that he is more a cross between a lion and a tigress..so he is really a liger, and not a bear. .....LOL.r, Meet a Jamaican rastafarian, and you will know a liger. He is only one type of ligers. His father was the Lion of Judah, but he doesn't know his mother whom he believes was a tigess by the name of Makeda. ................

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I have to get one in for Jadee (Jadedjezzabel)

Jadee was known as a lady
Til she met her mate Brady
He was old, I’m told
And Loaded with gold
But died by a slug from Jadee.

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Originally Posted by BlueHeron


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The eruption the gallery apart.


while contemplating a great work of art
I found myself witholding a fart
although I did squeeze
from buttocks to knees
the eruption blew the gallery apart

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Whey! This one is explosive! TNT! ......................

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[quote="BlueHeron"

( Firemen at the ruins of the gallery)

while contemplating a great work of art
I found myself witholding a fart
although I did squeeze
from buttocks to knees[
The eruption blew the gallery apart.

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Man, You really blew the house down with that explosive fart! Here is another about farting.

There was a girl of St, Thomas,
Who wouldn't let fart to be'
Let fart be free.
Where'er you be,
For lack of fart killed Mary Lee.



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Originally Posted by gogant

This one's for Cousin......he has trouble with his index finger, don't you know.

Once was a Jamaican minstrel
Who had troubles as usual
Got his finger stuck
If only by luck
In the void of Mademoiselle

Smile Cousin, and get ya fingga outta der........................

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Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

I ONCE HAD A COUSIN NAMED SOREN
WHO GATHERED A CROWD BY PERFORMIN
HE MADE US ALL PAY
WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PLAY
THEN TOLD US HE MADE MORE BY WHORIN......

LOVE YOU COUSIN

Hi, Honey,
I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY!
You are the first person in the world to tell the truth about me....
THANKS for the compliment. I shall buy you a beer (Red Stripe ) next pay daY ,when the recession is over, next week, ..I send you a GREETING post card, in the meantime, ..................................

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Hi there mischievous Cousin
you must be known by the dozen
you keep a-pokin'
but oughta be stokin'
Please stop the jabbin' and buzzin'

My email alerts are a-fillin'

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there are many friends on OP
who said “happy birthday” to me
I think it’s all glorious
cheer here for the more of us
we’re all just one big family.

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Well, I hope you have 3 more minutes of a happy birthday, Ari...

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Cousin, everyday when i log on to OP i see what you have been up to and it never fails to put a huge smile on my face. You make my day everyday with you awesome sense of humor, the way you give everyone the benefit (sic) of the doubt and you always find the good in someone no matter how far down you have to dig.......you are going to find something good. I wish that you lived closer so I could come over to visit you and bring you goodies from my kitchen and smother you with hugs, while soaking up the wisdom that I have no doubt seems from your very soul..........here's to you sweet soren........a man among men!

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Originally Posted by gogant


I have to get one in for Jadee (Jadedjezzabel)

Jadee was known as a lady
Til she met her mate Brady
He was old, I’m told
And Loaded with gold
But died by a slug from Jadee.

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I do thank you dear for the fine limerick.......I sometimes think in shades
of blue.....Ahhh tis true........sometimes.

And I second your emotion about Cousin.....he is one of grandeur....

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Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

Cousin, everyday when i log on to OP i see what you have been up to and it never fails to put a huge smile on my face. You make my day everyday with you awesome sense of humor, the way you give everyone the benefit (sic) of the doubt and you always find the good in someone no matter how far down you have to dig.......you are going to find something good. I wish that you lived closer so I could come over to visit you and bring you goodies from my kitchen and smother you with hugs, while soaking up the wisdom that I have no doubt seems from your very soul..........here's to you sweet soren........a man among men!

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Originally Posted by BlueHeron

a very fine wordsmith named Harver
aspired to be a meat carver
but his woman you see
ate everything free
until he attempted to starve her

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Originally Posted by gogant

Hi there mischievous Cousin
you must be known by the dozen
you keep a-pokin'
but oughta be stokin'
Please stop the jabbin' and buzzin'

My email alerts are a-fillin'

Yeah, George, Time to revert or recant ot reverse..till next season, ................

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Originally Posted by gogant

The bug did shrug, at the slug
The slug was bugged by the bug
Old frog was happy
To see such un-glee
So frog did gob both, like a thug.

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Man, I suffer from slugs! I wish my frogs (toads rather) were as efficient as yours..............

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Originally Posted by BlueHeron

when my lady grabs me below
something surely will grow
but if I take a cold shower
(for at least half an hour)
the son of a gun doesn't show

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We are brothers in adversity, sailing in the same leaky boat............::

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RE: Limericks; WORDSLINGER"S LIMERICKS

Word Slinger's limericks are a must read ;
His variations on the limerick genre ( are limericks a genre?) is a pleasant breach of the rules,and are pleasing expressions of literary freedom.

"The royal tortoise said to me
"Young man, do you see what I see?
I have lived long before you
longer I'll continue
If I could, I'd write about me too."

(John E. Wordslinger)

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I often sit down in despair
as I notice the loss of my hair
but it also is said
that I'm getting more head
and that sounds reasonably fair

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There once was a gross ugly thing
who loved to perform dance and sing
it babbled and bowed
and upset mad crowds
who begged the Lord for its dying


was that too grave at the end

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Yes my brothers watch too much TV
Cartoon Network Nick and Disney
they speak like a sponge
and wrestle with thumbs
More anime manga for me!