RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

RE: Limericks

This thread has been and is great fun. Thanks to all the contributors. Keep them comming.

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Limerick wars...the never ending saga

a very fine wordsmith named Harver
aspired to be a meat carver
but his woman you see
ate everything free
until he attempted to starve her

RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie23

That fishy smell likely lingers from Summer
Has something to do with a plumber
Once she gets those pipes clean
She'll be rollin in green
Cruisen the strip in her Hummer

RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by SavVySam

Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

This beauty of your takes the cake! I love it!
How about this one to which a tune is set?

Children love to sing it, as a nursery rhyme or "round"..

Daily brays the domkey.
When he goes for grass
The reason why he does do,
Because he is an ass.
Hee-haw! Hee -haw! Hee -haw-hee-ha--he-haw!

Now this one is good!!!~

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Tom drank a glass of wine.
It was strong and mighty fine
It twisted and turned his head
And he sang and danced and rhymed,
When will his madness stop?.

There was a woman of Belvue.
Who wanted the world to view,
She climbed a high wall astride'
And sat above broad and wide.
For all eyes to see her underside.


There is a drunk by the name of Percy
Who leaned on a dripping pipe to pee,
He kept open his fly
And wondered and pondered why
To piss he couldn't stop/

************************************************************************************************
WALK GOOD, MY FRIENDS

RE: Limericks

Now we're getting down to the nitty gritty................

Running down the road a shouting
Was a lady who’d finished spouting
Look here what I got
My sassy little cumquat
Yours, if you’re up to the mounting.

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Upon leaving the city of Surrey,
A man suddenly began to hurry.
"Quick, find me a head!"
But it was the roadside instead,
Where he relieved himself of his curry.

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Dancing fly, flitting all about
Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout
Came her daring mate
With part of iron gate
And now poor Julie is laid out.

.......................gogant

RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Dancing fly, flitting all about
Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout
Came her daring mate
With part of iron gate
And now poor Julie is laid out.

.......................gogant

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RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:

Originally Posted by cousinsoren

Originally Posted by gogant

Dancing fly, flitting all about
Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout
Came her daring mate
With part of iron gate
And now poor Julie is laid out.

.......................gogant

Ugh! Poor Julie!

There was a man of Darley
Who felt he was Bob Marley.
Until he met a woman of Carley
Who hit him on the snout
And swelled up his mouth
For fishing about in Boston...

(Fishing about in forbiden waters can get a "fisherman" into dangerous water,as the feklow from Darley experienced)

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.02-18-2010 at 10:34:13 AM

SavVySam
Posts: 11
RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.



Now this one is good!!!~

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02-18-2010 at 12:31:25 PM

aggieprof
Posts: 47
RE: Limericks
This thread has been and is great fun. Thanks to all the contributors. Keep them comming.

Last edited by aggieprof 02-18-2010 at 12:32:24 PM

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02-18-2010 at 04:44:29 PM

BlueHeron
Posts: 5
Limerick wars...the never ending saga
a very fine wordsmith named Harver

aspired to be a meat carver

but his woman you see

ate everything free

until he attempted to starve her

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02-19-2010 at 12:35:51 AM

cousinsoren
Posts: 514
RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie23

That fishy smell likely lingers from Summer
Has something to do with a plumber
Once she gets those pipes clean
She'll be rollin in green
Cruisen the strip in her Hummer


Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.



This beauty of your takes the cake! I love it!
How about this one to which a tune is set?

Children love to sing it, as a nursery rhyme or "round"..

Daily brays the domkey.
When he goes for grass
The reason why he does do,
Because he is an ass.
Hee-haw! Hee -haw! Hee -haw-hee-ha--he-haw!

Now this one is good!!!~

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02-19-2010 at 01:14:29 AM

cousinsoren
Posts: 514
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Tom drank a glass of wine.

It was strong and mighty fine

It twisted and turned his head

And he sang and danced and rhymed,

When will his madness stop?.



There was a woman of Belvue.

Who wanted the world to view,

She climbed a high wall astride'

And sat above broad and wide.

For all eyes to see her underside.





There is a drunk by the name of Percy

Who leaned on a dripping pipe to pee,

He kept open his fly

And wondered and pondered why

To piss he couldn't stop/



************************************************************************************************

WALK GOOD, MY FRIENDS

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02-19-2010 at 06:04:15 PM

gogant
Posts: 470
RE: Limericks
Now we're getting down to the nitty gritty................




Dancing fly, flitting all about
Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout
Came her daring mate
With part of iron gate
And now poor Julie is laid out.

.......................gogant


Ugh! Poor Julie!

There was a man of Darley
Who felt he was Bob Marley,
Until he met a woman of Carley
Who hit him on the snout
And swelled up his mouth
For fishing about in Boston...

(Fishing about in forbidden waters can get a "fisherman" into dangerous depths ,as the fellow from Darley experienced)

Hon. Bob Marley, the celebrated reggae king was known for his flings with women

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SavVySam
Posts: 11
RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.



Now this one is good!!!~

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02-18-2010 at 12:31:25 PM

aggieprof
Posts: 47
RE: Limericks
This thread has been and is great fun. Thanks to all the contributors. Keep them comming.

Last edited by aggieprof 02-18-2010 at 12:32:24 PM

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02-18-2010 at 04:44:29 PM

BlueHeron
Posts: 5
Limerick wars...the never ending saga
a very fine wordsmith named Harver

aspired to be a meat carver

but his woman you see

ate everything free

until he attempted to starve her

Quote Flag Post .

02-19-2010 at 12:35:51 AM

cousinsoren
Posts: 514
RE: Re: Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie23

That fishy smell likely lingers from Summer
Has something to do with a plumber
Once she gets those pipes clean
She'll be rollin in green
Cruisen the strip in her Hummer


WOW! WOW! WOW! This one is double-barrelled! Wow, those pipes!

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02-19-2010 at 12:44:27 AM

cousinsoren
Posts: 514
RE: RE: RE: Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by SavVySam


Originally Posted by Londo

I recall an older version of that one:

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you'd probably think
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.



This beauty of your takes the cake! I love it!
How about this one to which a tune is set?

Children love to sing it, as a nursery rhyme or "round"..

Daily brays the domkey.
When he goes for grass
The reason why he does do,
Because he is an ass.
Hee-haw! Hee -haw! Hee -haw-hee-ha--he-haw!

Now this one is good!!!~

Edit Quote Flag Post Delete.

02-19-2010 at 01:14:29 AM

cousinsoren
Posts: 514
RE: Limericks

Tom drank a glass of wine.

It was strong and mighty fine

It twisted and turned his head

And he sang and danced and rhymed,

When will his madness stop?.



There was a woman of Belvue.

Who wanted the world to view,

She climbed a high wall astride'

And sat above broad and wide.

For all eyes to see her underside.





There is a drunk by the name of Percy

Who leaned on a dripping pipe to pee,

He kept open his fly

And wondered and pondered why

To piss he couldn't stop/



************************************************************************************************

WALK GOOD, MY FRIENDS




Dancing fly, flitting all about

Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout

Came her daring mate

With part of iron gate

And now poor Julie is laid out.



.......................gogant

.


:
Originally Posted by gogant

Dancing fly, flitting all about
Stopped to rest on Julie’s snout
Came her daring mate
With part of iron gate
And now poor Julie is laid out.

.......................gogant


Ugh! Poor Julie!

There was a man of Darley
Who felt he was Bob Marley,
Until he met a woman of Carley
Who hit him on the snout
And swelled up his mouth
For fishing about in Boston...

(Fishing about in forbidden waters can get a "fisherman" into dangerous depths ,as the fellow from Darley experienced)

Hon. Bob Marley, the celebrated reggae king was known for his flings with women

RE: Limericks

In the ring, the hat was tossed
For limericks at any cost
So many were uttered
But then someone stuttered
Now I fear the cause is lost

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RE: Limericks

There once was fella from Alsance
Who tried hard calling a square dance
He fiddled and swayed
But never got paid
So he just dosey-doed back to France

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one morn after stirring from bed
a lady felt lumps on her head
she looked in the mirror
and found to her horror
there some spiders had bred

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a boy of age of two
had taken to chewing his shoe
try as he might
it was tied too tight
and never was it removed

I haven't written a limerick in ages....

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The ugly duck screamed "Amen!"
when the goose attacked the hen.
Too long he'd heard
such hateful words.
Thankfully, she's been silenced.

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i've never written a limerick before, is there a syllable limit? or just use the aabba scheme?

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this is my first limerick, did i do it right?

"just one" she said in her head
her conscience fought against what she said
her stomach gave a roar
she couldn't help "just one more"
and she wonders why her fat doesn't shed



...stupid tempting food.

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The bug did shrug, at the slug
The slug was bugged by the bug
Old frog was happy
To see such un-glee
So frog did gob both, like a thug.

............................

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Classic form, in case anyone is interested:

da-da-ta da-da-ta ta-da
da-da-ta- da-da-ta ta-da
ta-da-ta ta-da
ta-da-ta ta-da
ta-da-ta da-da-ta ta-da.

There once was a sailor from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth,
He was married, some say,
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth.

One exemption per pint of bitters consumed permitted.

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Yeah, Harver, but it should at least make sense.....

There was an old man from Taiwan
who thought he could dive like a swan
so he leaped one day
in a glorious way
and landed in the middle of Bonn.

Now this makes sense.........................g

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while contemplating a great work of art
I found myself witholding a fart
although I did squeeze
from buttocks to knees
the eruption blew the gallery apart