The Teacher

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    This is a little humor poem i put togther when i was bored in school.
    Let me know what you think. Its perrty funny to me.

    The Teacher

    "The Teacher"

    The Teacher
    Caught me
    master-bating under my desk
    .....
    She looked at me
    .....
    Gave me a wink
    .....
    And said
    "See you after class"

    a poem by: TheAngelOfDeath

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    wheelsal commented on The Teacher

    06-15-2009

    It is good to see some humor in poetry. I'm tired of all pathos. Not a poem in the strictest sense but love it.
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    AbysmalGoddess commented on The Teacher

    06-14-2009

    This is one of those things that I'll think of tomorrow and start giggling about in dead silence, one of those cases where everyone in the room will look at me like "wtf???"
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    RHPeat commented on The Teacher

    06-12-2009

    With a teacher that looks like that; it is no wonder your subject matter wanders. The truth is she was probably a lot older. Now that would be funny.
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    beautifuldeath commented on The Teacher

    06-11-2009

    i gotta admit this had me laughing for quite awhile. very short but full of humor. I enjoyed the read. 10 from me
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    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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