The Spurious Bull Frog

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    The Spurious Bull Frog

    There once was a spurious Bull Frog,
    Who sat curious on an old log.
    He thought pensively,
    What his life would be,
    If instead he'd been born a Bull Dog.

    Oh what a life that would be,
    No strife only prosperity.
    Trade rib its for barks,
    Take long walks in parks,
    Live and nap in the lap of luxury.

    Instead of mosquitoes and flies,
    He'd eat food that others would buy.
    He'd trade in his croaks,
    For a few doggy jokes,
    Wag his tail as friendly folks walked by.

    Of course life as a frog's not too bad,
    There's no fences or leashes to be had.
    While munching his lunch,
    He had a hunch,
    To houses he'd prefer lily pads.

    And as the curious spurious Bull Frog,
    Considered his mysterious bog,
    It occurred to him,
    To jump and swim,
    Was more luxurious than being a Bull Dog.

     
    Copyright © June 2010
    Kevin Mooney

    kmm001
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    Qualin commented on The Spurious Bull Frog

    07-16-2010

    ENJOYED THE READ,IF THERE WAS SUCH A THING TO COME BACK AS ANOTHER FORM,BEING A FROG WOULD BE FITTING,AT THE LEAST I WOULD BE ACCUSTOMED TO THE NAME....MY PROBLEM WITH THERE ARE TOO MANY WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A SNAKE!!!! GOOD WRITE FRIEND QUALIN
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    kmooney

    07/16/2010

    Yes, I, on the other hand, like the idea of lounging on a lily pad all day. No worries, except, I suppose, a snake. Thank you very much....

    towersongs commented on The Spurious Bull Frog

    06-28-2010

    Great read... as they say the grass is greener on the other side,,,,,not!
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    Teardrops commented on The Spurious Bull Frog

    06-13-2010

    I love this the bull frog is right life on a lily pad is not so bad . This is a wonderful write . Great flow and a damed great poem Marie
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    KtIrish commented on The Spurious Bull Frog

    06-13-2010

    Delightful, it made me laugh. Thanks for this lovely piece.
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    earthly commented on The Spurious Bull Frog

    06-13-2010

    And in the end he realized that he was what he wanted to be afterall-nice rhymes-now a fav-Namaste...earthly
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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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