Thanksgiving Fun

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    Here is a nice Thanksgiving poem. ;-)

    Thanksgiving Fun

    Attack the bird
    Kill it down
    Lop its head off
    A chopping sound

     

    Put some bread
    in its butt
    Add some egg
    and some nuts

     

    In the oven
    it will bake
    You have to eat some
    before the cake

     

    A plate of meat
    is passed around
    Never again
    will it make a sound

     

    Grab a wing,
    a leg, a thigh
    Before it was killed
    did it ask why?


    Green Peace and PETA
    will have a fit
    Ellen D. and Portia
    will be in a snit

    Americans have
    this yearly habit
    Why not next year
    we just have rabbit?

     

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    Artie commented on Thanksgiving Fun

    12-08-2010

    OMG!! I love this!! Awesome sense of humor, and nice stab a reality as well - 10 from me
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    knight4696 commented on Thanksgiving Fun

    12-02-2010

    Moot - you do have one helluva sense of humor dude! :) Cracked me up .. Love the Ellen D and Portia line! Great Turkey Day Poem! :) Ken
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    Kanicki commented on Thanksgiving Fun

    11-07-2010

    Love the humor, thanks for the smiles...LOL I use to be a vegetarian...I still try to stay away from animals with for feet, so no bunnies, I use to have one for a pet. Good Job.
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    MootPoint

    11/08/2010

    I am glad you got a chuckle. Thanks for reading. :)

    MindNumbing commented on Thanksgiving Fun

    11-03-2010

    LOL!! Thanks for the smile, Moot. The over-indulgence and absolute gluttony that takes place here in America every single year in November is ridiculous if you ask me. Then again, it's tough to be a vegetarian on Thanksgiving, I've tried!! haha! Nicely done!
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    MootPoint

    11/03/2010

    Yeah, I guess it is better not to think about old tom turkey. Thanks for the comment. ")

    ApaqRasgirl commented on Thanksgiving Fun

    11-03-2010

    hahaha.....now that was really funny......thanks my friend, I needed that laugh.....it has been hell trying to get over having some teeth pulled........dam butcher at the health department........lol.........and you gave me just what I needed...that was just too cute.........love asha
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    MootPoint

    11/03/2010

    Some teeth pulled? Ouch! Glad I could tickle your funny bone. Thanks for the comment. :)

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    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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