Matrimony
Honey-mooning is so much fun
It's lots of laughs for everyone
All goes well through the night
'Till morning breaks and there is light
You open your eyes and turn to your side
Then over her shoulder your fingers glide
She's slowly aroused out of her sleep
And now you realize you've married a creep!
She whispers to you, "Coffee dear?"
With breath you soon learn to fear
You take another look, IT MUST BE KING KONG!
And wonder to yourself, "could I've been THAT WRONG!?
Oh well, you're entitled to one mistake
And remember those vows you longed to make?
And now it's 20 years to LIFE
.....You LUCKY GUY you GOT A WIFE!!
It's lots of laughs for everyone
All goes well through the night
'Till morning breaks and there is light
You open your eyes and turn to your side
Then over her shoulder your fingers glide
She's slowly aroused out of her sleep
And now you realize you've married a creep!
She whispers to you, "Coffee dear?"
With breath you soon learn to fear
You take another look, IT MUST BE KING KONG!
And wonder to yourself, "could I've been THAT WRONG!?
Oh well, you're entitled to one mistake
And remember those vows you longed to make?
And now it's 20 years to LIFE
.....You LUCKY GUY you GOT A WIFE!!
NOTE: Kind of a Mad Magazine version, if you're familiar - sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree." Not great poetry...written when I was 15. :)
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