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There once was a Hip that was lacking.
With one look he'd send haters a packing.
He was feared by the masses.
Saw em hit a man wearing glasses.
So, who is it again that you're backing?


Never tried this before.

Did I do good, yo?

Last edited by Hiporlacking 11-30-2010 at 01:45:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

On the day that Jaded did win
She found out and her head went to spin
As she checked her email
Her senses set sail
And her face broke out in a grin

Thank you to everyone who gave me a 10 on my poem.......I never in a million years would have thought I would win.

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Come on! You are just trying to be over-modest!.............................

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel

On the day that Jaded did win
She found out and her head went to spin
As she checked her email
Her senses set sail
And her face broke out in a grin

Thank you to everyone who gave me a 10 on my poem.......I never in a million years would have thought I would win.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Come on! You are just trying to be over-modest!.............................

ou deserve to win.


Welcome to Anthology 2011,
I am there before you waiting
To put you in your cage.......................
Where you shall squawk and scream.......
And have unpleasant dreams ..................
Of winning and winning and winning .

Last edited by cousinsoren 11-30-2010 at 05:28:53 AM

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Dear soren is a comical man
Makes me laugh so I'm a huge fan
Everyday in the forum
I watch him like porn
As he posts again and again

Last edited by JadedJezzabel 11-30-2010 at 07:18:38 AM

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I know a madame named Bella
Who thought herself a good sella
So She grew some balls
She booked some calls
Then bought herself a new fella

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There once was a hooker named Dixie
Who wanted his name to be Trixie
So he put on a dress
Then he confessed
That he had cut off his lil dick......see

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There is a day called Thanksgiving
Where we give thanks for just living
We eat turkey and pray
Watch football all day
Betting our teams will be winning

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We all know that Word is a good sport......Right, John ?

Once was a fella named Slinger
Who had lost all but one finger
When he waved goodbye
There came a loud cry
#$@% you too, Mister bell ringer…

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Where are you papa ? I thought we had a thing going here
with the limerick-of-the-week theme.........I think it should take
precedent......

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

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We all know that Word is a good sport......Right, John ?

Once was a fella named Slinger
Who had lost all but one finger
When he waved goodbye
There came a loud cry
#$@% you too, Mister bell ringer…

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RE: Limericks

there once was a beautiful maiden from the sticks
she became disenchanted from dating country hicks
so she finally moved to the big city
lost her innocence .. 'tis a crying pity
now she hangs in redlight districts to get her kicks

BadBadBear

Last edited by BadBadBear 12-16-2010 at 11:23:30 PM

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there once was a kind lady raised proper
she followed people .. nothing could stop her
highly naive .. when she did something wrong
it was always right in her mind .. all day long
smiling, she'd run redlights .. speeding past a copper

BadBadBear

Last edited by BadBadBear 12-16-2010 at 11:19:53 PM

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there once was an old geezer from out west
his odd rambling gained many ladie's interest
then once he'd earned their trust
his true colors came out in his lust
all the ladies told him he'd failed their man test

BadBadBear

Last edited by BadBadBear 12-16-2010 at 11:22:42 PM

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Way to go Bear................I wonder if papa is watching.....

Papa stood back to watch the show
Thought the limericks were too slow
He sailed to some isle
With ne'er a smile
Waved goodbye, 'stead of saying hello.
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I want to go out like my grandpa
Death while sleeping's the best end by far
Not screaming and yelling
With teardrops all welling
Like the passengers stuck in his car!

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There once was a grizzled old geezer
Who shaved himself with a tweezer
One by one he pulled out
“Till he got to his snout;
And succumbed from a petite mal seizure.

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GM, is there a true story with this piece ?

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there once was a bear was so slow
his ass grew so big
poor thing didn't know
just dragged it around
one day fell to the ground
now his unfurry froz'n stupid ass
just sits in the snow


... giggle ...

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Hypersensitive men from Koblantz
Wear their genitals tight in the pants
So the girls compare sizes
Who don’t like surprises
Without even using their hands

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there once was a lady from the moon
800 pounds heavy .. she broke her spoon
she fell flat on her widetrack ass
couldn't get up .. she became crass
people came around .. saying she's a loon

BadBadBear

Last edited by BadBadBear 12-17-2010 at 12:39:52 AM

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haha, giggle ... and they can kiss my 800 lb. loony ass! ... haha ...

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haha! ... I was wondering how they got those concrete scratches on their faces! Woot!

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She should clearly go home very soon
All her children who live on thee moon
They've got figures like hers
She'll be needing her purse
They'll be eating each other real soon

Good night, all. I quit.....................d

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Gogant,

No. But it is a very old joke that I just put to rhyme.

cookie

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Glad to hear it was taken from a joke.......sounded scary...