3 Times her size

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    3 Times her size

    I met a secret girl over the computer

    We talked so many times

    And then she finally gave me her number

    And we planned a first date

    To see each other for the very first time

     

    But just to inform you

    I didn’t know how she really looked

    All I seen was a dark photo picture

    But the conversation is what got me hooked

     

    So I went along with it anyway

    And met her on a first date

     

    As I walked her way

    I couldn’t believe my eyes

    And I started to giggle inside

    Cause I fell in love with a midget

    And I’m nearly 3 times her size

     

    People all around us

    They turned their head and stretched their eyes

    As I walked my newly wife

    Down the wedding line

     

    And they always ask me why

    But I tell them it doesn’t really matter how small she looks

    Just know she’s very big on the inside

     

    And to this day I still can’t even believe

    That I fell in love with a midget

    And I’m nearly 3 times her size.

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    jenifer commented on 3 Times her size

    05-13-2012

    shows that love knows no age or size .
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    chopkins123 commented on 3 Times her size

    09-20-2010

    REALLY HUMOROUS AND THAT IS ONE THING WE OFTEN FORGET ABOUT POETRY THAT IT CAN BE FUNNY. I LIKE THIS.
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    maryjanet commented on 3 Times her size

    08-09-2010

    Hello my new friend! I first want to say thank you for sharing this!!!!! I just realized that there are more poems to share on this particular subject! Can't wait to read them. I meet my now huband on a local telephone date line!
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    ADeVarro commented on 3 Times her size

    06-11-2010

    Whoa... this actually just happened to me last night. I feel ya on this one.
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    BlackButterfly1 commented on 3 Times her size

    05-22-2010

    What a cute concept. Is it a true story? Just curious :)
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    almonord1990

    06/18/2010

    lol no way

    To have great poets there must be great audiences too.

    Walt Whitman, American Poet (1819-1892)

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