He bitches like a woman with no end in sight
Dirty dishes, Baby toys, who didn't turn out the light
He wakes up miserable every day
Grunting and moaning with nothing good to say
He's a liar no doubt even says he used to be the police
He talks shit about everyone he meets
He will throw you under the bus as quick as can be
He will invite you over for dinner but it won't be free
He hates dogs, women and even hates children
And please beware of his past that he has hidden
Don't leave anything around or he will take it quick
Then smile in your face like he did it for your own benefit
He is the most selfish person I have ever known
Beware if you are a female and come over alone
He will never be happy he will stay depressed
I even heard he was behind Lauras arrest
I have never hated a person till I met this guy
So take it from someone who knows, why would I lie?