You

Freezer burn

Wish I would have listen to my head

Instead of my

Damn hormones

You

And your stupid two-door

And I want my earrings back

When you get that old clunker fixed

Cause those were my favorites

And it's so ridiculous that

That's the only thing I want

Out of this relationship

Now

But I think

It's a good thing

That I don't want you

Anymore

I feel so stupid

I didn't think

I didn't want to

But just so you know

The real me

Doesn't do

What I did

The real me

Doesn't have sex

With a guy she isn't dating

The real me

Doesn't climb in the back of

A stupid two-door

At Fichtner Manuary Park

And make-out

With a guy

That she hardly knows

The real me

Doesn't let a guy

Take advantage of her

Like I let you

Take advantage of me

No, the real me

Doesn't let a guy

Hurt her

As much as you hurt me

And you know what,

If you died

I'm pretty sure that

I'd be better off

I'm not saying I

Want you

To die

I don't

In fact, if this would have happened

Before it did

I just might have

Said something different

Saturday in the freezer

Maybe I would have

Said "Sure, I'll give you another chance"

But I didn't

Did I

I know you were probably expecting

Me to jump at your offer

Of a relationship

Maybe a few days earlier

I would have

Maybe even an hour earlier

But you were too late

Too bad for Thomas

But I am glad for a few things

I'm glad you were too late

Because we both would have gotten

Hurt in that relationship

I'm glad I had sex with you

If only because I learned

That meaningless sex isn't worth

All the crap that I went through

And hey

As Jesse said

I got laid

I learned that I do not like

The taste of cigarette smoke and donuts

When I kiss someone

I learned that I do not like the scandal that

We created

I learned that I can

Keep going through life

Even when it seems unbearable

And for a while it was

I thought I was going to crumble

But I didn't

I handled it

And I'm a better person for it

So thank you

And I'm sorry that

Now that you've finally

Decided to like me back

That I've moved on

And I'm sorry that

It'll be different now

Between us

But

Thank you

Again.