Left-Handed Need Not Apply
These rules must remain in play at all times
with or without your consent. We insist.
If it offends thee, pluck it quickly and quietly.
Colours have no place in proper society.
Contrary to conjecture, good blood is always blue,
even if it has to be chemically induced.
Good girls wear girdles and grin.
Bad girls wear nothing, save sin.
Your blank stare affirms your acknowledgement.
Tacitly you comply. Bravo.
Whensoever you find it necessary to think,
simply refer to the aforementioned rules.
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