I saw a Mormon coming up my walk with

An open bible and begging for more,

I jumped up and ran around my house

Locking all the windows and screens;

I walked down the street looking for a

Woman who would give me love and sex,

I looked around every corner and all

I could find was a tyrannosaurus . . .

I had a nightmare and the

Main character was you,

I woke up and looked at my clock

And it was half past three;

I drove down to Bellevue

And beat up some yuppies,

I bought myself a fish tank

And filled it with angel fish;

I took a shower and

Washed myself with soap,

I climbed up a tree with

A very long ladder;

I went to a party and

Played Truth or Dare,

There I met a girl

With long, dark legs;

I awoke on a Saturday

That was very sunny,

That night I went and saw a

Comedian who was very hilarious;

I asked a woman to come home

With me and she said she might,

Things turned out well and I

Had a very nice evening;

The weather started growing cold

So I had to put on a coat,

I walked down to the docks

And bought a ticket on a ship;

Some bum needed some

Money so I gave him a loan,

Then he offered me a joint

And we started to get baked;

I sold him my ticket with

Some money that he had,

Then I drove uptown

To visit my father;

We sat and talked

As it began to rain,

Walking home I tripped and fell

And it caused me some hurt;

I finally arrived home and

Started to write in my book,

My stomach started to growl so

I brought out some food to fry;

I thought of all the people who

Thought everyone else needed to die,

I dreamed myself as a bird who

Didn’t even know how to soar;

I remembered a woman who

Thought she didn’t need me,

I walked into the bathroom

Because I needed to urinate;

I then grew tired of this

World and went to bed,

I slipped under the covers and

Laid down my weary cranium.