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Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

11-11-2009 at 09:51:02 PM

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Hey gogant, are you a Native American? You seem to have the spirit of the untamed wild ponies that roam the hills of Dagas, Colorado.

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11-11-2009 at 11:01:34 PM

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Lmao.
Picturing Gogant as a wild pony makes me crack up.
LOL

11-11-2009 at 11:21:06 PM

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Well chief I do, as a matter of fact, have a trace of Cherokee blood in my veins. And I thank you for your comparing me to a wild pony.
And Caity, have you ever ridden a wild pony ? You would love it. When I was around 13, I visited my great uncle out in Wyoming. He had a horse farm out there, and he taught me how to ride...not a wild pony, though. I can't wait to hear from Deva...he will probably say that I am being macho man again...............................Oh, I just realized what the hieroglyphics mean
lmao. And Caity, you shouldn't be using that kind of language...I mean, you are a mere lass of 18........................................

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11-12-2009 at 10:48:36 AM

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Wild Pony? How about "Crazy Horse"?

Thank you, Gogant! You're right, George Carlin is dead; the era of literary scatology is past & it's therefore time for me to clean up my gratuitous crudities of speech. They're not funny anymore...the 1970's were 30+ years ago! Some times we old geezers forget!

Time shore duz fly when yer havin' fun!

Have fun, Gogant!


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11-12-2009 at 11:54:02 AM

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Now, deva, how can I get defensive after your comment here. Yeah, I think I am more of the Crazy Horse mold...and that is straight from the horses mouth. The thing with the bad swear words are this...I don't see any good use in using them...there are a lot of softer, sweeter and gentler words one can use. And you're not an old geezer...as a matter of fact, you are a picture of health and warmness....and, I'm sure you have a lady with a mumsy bosom, and a pretty derriere...............................g

gulp that's the trick ohh

11-12-2009 at 12:40:26 PM

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Right on all counts! I'm happy to be your friend; and thanks for reading and commenting on "Carrion Crow".

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11-12-2009 at 05:18:12 PM

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I didn't use bad language...Did I?
Crazy horse...that fits.
And I have been horse back riding before, and I love it.

11-12-2009 at 07:53:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KtIrish

I didn't use bad language...Did I?
Crazy horse...that fits.
And I have been horse back riding before, and I love it.


If LMAO stands for what I take as...then yes. Now if you meant it as laughing my arm off...then no.

Well. I guess Chief Crazy Horse is better than Chief Lazy Horse. So, you have gone horse-back riding, eh. You probably had to use training wheels, I'll bet. Hey, Caity, are you sure you aren't a pretty lonely woman ? Oh boy, what did I just do..........help, help...somebody help me...................
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11-12-2009 at 09:21:00 PM

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Oh. I did use 'lmao' as it was first implied.
Sorry if I gave offense. At least I didn't use the word itself.
My mother would kill me, I was taught not to use that kind of language in front of adults. Its disrespectful. But I am a teenager and sometimes I slip. My apologies.
shut eye
I most certainly did not use training wheels. My pride would not allow it. It was so much fun though. I did it while on vacation in West Virginia. Pretty country.
And I can't say that I am as content as I would like to be, and to be honest, I do get lonely. Why are you calling for help Gogant? It's not like I could beat you up for offense, if there was any. I am words on the screen, nothing more. Maybe I could give you a papercut with my sharp and vicious rhetoric?
hmmm

11-12-2009 at 10:33:41 PM

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Caity, you could never offend me...I'm sure of that. Why? Well, you are just plain young and innocent. I can't imagine your Mom having any reason to spank you...except when you beat up on your little brother, or when you forget to brush you teeth...you do have teeth, I hope.
West Virginia...almost Heaven. I've been there a few times. My sister attended West Virginia Wesleyan College in Buckhannon. What college did you go to ? Oh, that's right...you're only 18.

big surprise hmmm

11-12-2009 at 10:57:36 PM

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Haha. It's flattering that you assume the best of me. Young in years I may be, and innocent in some ways. But I am still a jaded and somewhat bitter old soul. I have seen and been through too much to be young and innocent.
And trust me, my mom had plenty to gripe at me about, and still does.
I have very nice teeth actually.
I like West Virginia, but people there were always commenting on how I talked funny...
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11-19-2010 at 10:25:31 PM
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RE: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

Hey George, I'm not gonna go through all four pages of this, but what I want to know is this: Are you looking for lonely women that are pretty or are you looking for women that are pretty lonely? Just wanted a little clarification for the masses.
My wife's pretty but she's not lonely at all.

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11-19-2010 at 10:33:51 PM

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Man, how long ago was it that I started this thread ???
There was a song by Waylon Jennings that had something like this
in it. Anyway, I thought I would get all those lonely, good-looking,
women to come to my aid........but it backfired.........eeeeeeekkkkk.
It sounds as though you keep your pretty wife amused....
And I don't mean by making her laugh....

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Originally Posted by Londo

Hey George, I'm not gonna go through all four pages of this, but what I want to know is this: Are you looking for lonely women that are pretty or are you looking for women that are pretty lonely? Just wanted a little clarification for the masses.
My wife's pretty but she's not lonely at all.

LOLrolleyestongue wink

11-20-2010 at 05:47:35 PM
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Well, she does giggle a little when I step out of the shower, but that's another matter. We really do have a beautiful thing and I'd be lost without her. BTW, she edits much of my writing. Especially comments like this.

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