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Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

10-24-2009 at 06:52:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Artie

Lol Bear!!

The reason you haven't found any lonely women on here, is because they are never lonely when I'm around - cool smile


That's the greatest quip of the 21st, century. ...................lol

10-24-2009 at 06:59:26 PM

Re: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

Originally Posted by Artie

Lol Bear!!

The reason you haven't found any lonely women on here, is because they are never lonely when I'm around - cool smile or rather long face

They might not be lonely, Artie.......scared maybe. shock

And cousin, I like the way you make a point by posting it three times....Well, the third time is a charm, I guess. kiss

And KT, thanks for your understanding.............................................gogant wink

10-24-2009 at 08:58:50 PM

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Seems to me you've opened a can of worms on this one, Gogant. Why not phrase it,"the lonliest you had ever been"?

10-24-2009 at 09:18:19 PM

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You have a good thing going there, Mr. Ink. I think I would have more success with your idea of writing a poem about being the loneliest guy on OP....then maybe, just maybe, I might get some attention from some lovely lady who wishes to make me unlonely. What do you think, Ink ?
downer....................................................................................................gogant

10-24-2009 at 10:26:41 PM

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Well, Mr. G, if I was to suddenly become a widower, can't say that I'd know what to do...probably stay lonely by default (and just gut it out). But you, on the other hand, are 21 going on 20, so the world is your Hometown Buffet! LOL shock

10-25-2009 at 12:19:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gogant

You have a good thing going there, Mr. Ink. I think I would have more success with your idea of writing a poem about being the loneliest guy on OP....then maybe, just maybe, I might get some attention from some lovely lady who wishes to make me unlonely. What do you think, Ink ?
downer....................................................................................................gogant



It's not too late, gogant. It's not too late.
Turn back the clock, rewind your silver watch.
A lovely vision awaits at the gate.
Sharpen a fresh quill to write a missive,
There will be a lonely maid on a hill
That could well fit your sad and lonely bill,
If you ride a cruiser ship, gallant knight,
Not Bucephalus Alexander's steed,
On your quest you will need to have more speed,
But wing'd Pegasus on Jamaica .strand .
Where sunkissed sylphs await a hero's hand.

Last edited by cousinsoren 10-25-2009 at 01:21:23 AM

10-25-2009 at 12:19:45 AM

Re: Re: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

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Originally Posted by gogant

You have a good thing going there, Mr. Ink. I think I would have more success with your idea of writing a poem about being the loneliest guy on OP....then maybe, just maybe, I might get some attention from some lovely lady who wishes to make me unlonely. What do you think, Ink ?
downer....................................................................................................gogant



It's not too late, gogant. It's not too late.
Turn back the clock, rewind your silver watch,
A bright vision awaits you at the gate;
Sharpen a fresh quill to write a missive
To a sad and lonely form on a hill,
That could well fit your sad and lonely bill,
If you ride a cruiser ship, gallant knight,
Not Bucephalus Alexander's steed
To rescue a maid you will need more speed,
But wing'd Pegasus to Jamaica .strand .
Where sunkissed sylphs await a questing hand.

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10-25-2009 at 12:25:35 AM

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No problem G.
You guys sure are a sorry bunch. LOL
(Am I the only girl on this thread?)

Last edited by KtIrish 10-25-2009 at 02:37:25 PM

10-25-2009 at 12:31:49 AM

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Well KT, I am not a lady...but, I'm not too sure about cousin...

rolleyes confused ohh grrr gulp oh oh cool smirk

10-25-2009 at 12:35:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Marsink

Well, Mr. G, if I was to suddenly become a widower, can't say that I'd know what to do...probably stay lonely by default (and just gut it out). But you, on the other hand, are 21 going on 20, so the world is your Hometown Buffet! LOL shock


Marsink, you are getting too serious! ...................................lol

I can't find "Music of the orbs". Repost , please or provide a link.

10-25-2009 at 12:58:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KtIrish

No problem G.
You guys sure a sorry bunch. LOL
(Am I the only girl on this thread?)


We have to rectify that imbalance on PF. It's no laughing matter!...................lol

Jackass sey di wol noh leble. ( The donkey said the world is not level)

An Akan proverb.

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10-25-2009 at 01:01:14 AM

Re: Re: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

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Originally Posted by gogant

Well KT, I am not a lady...but, I'm not too sure about cousin...

rolleyes confused ohh grrr gulp oh oh cool smirk



COUSINS!!!!!!!!

I gwine sen' mi fren President Obama fi deal wid yuh, feisty bwoy! surprised blank stare ohh oh oh mad angry shock cool smirk cool grin

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10-25-2009 at 01:01:14 AM

Re: Re: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

Quote:
Originally Posted by gogant

Well KT, I am not a lady...but, I'm not too sure about cousin...

rolleyes confused ohh grrr gulp oh oh cool smirk



COUSINS!!!!!!!!

I gwine sen' mi fren President Obama fi deal wid yuh, feisty bwoy!

10-25-2009 at 01:22:14 AM

Re: Are there any pretty lonely women out there...

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Originally Posted by Marsink

Well, Mr. G, if I was to suddenly become a widower, can't say that I'd know what to do...probably stay lonely by default (and just gut it out). But you, on the other hand, are 21 going on 20, so the world is your Hometown Buffet!

Marsink, you are getting too serious! ...................................lol

I can't find "Music of the orbs". Repost , please or provide a link. "orbs" is spheres, sorry cool smile

10-26-2009 at 04:31:33 PM

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Wow....who would have thought this thread would have gone where it went with the title!!?? I was curious.... Looked like an attempt at a pick up line but what kinda chick would fall for that? Then, what's up with writing a newspaper story on it?

Not many women responded cause it's kinda pathetic to admit. I will be the first to (pathetically) step up to the plate and admit that I am a gorgeous, yet pitifully alone female! There are many, many others, just read some of the poetry. That's when many of us do our best writing!

Now....hopefully there will be some posts in response to this and I won't be left hanging! LOL
smirk

10-26-2009 at 04:54:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gogant

I want to write a poem about a sad and lonely woman for my local paper. Now, no pushing and shoving...one at a time.

gogant............................................... blank stare ohh surprised grrr shock


Maybe I'm being a bit stuck up, but what in the world are you trying to achieve? "no pushing and shoving"? really? This all sounds a bit borderline demeaning, if not plain offensive.

10-26-2009 at 05:04:49 PM

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We have a WINNER!! Congratulations G!!! It is a great poem!!!

10-26-2009 at 05:09:46 PM

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All bashing aside that is.

11-05-2009 at 12:22:11 PM

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so who was the pretty lonely woman and where is the poem about her? I must have missed something!!! red face

11-05-2009 at 01:49:51 PM

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Well, good grief. I never thought that this thread would go as far as it has. It started out as a joke, then came the fire and brimstone, posts from angry ladies, and not one sad pretty lonely women came to my rescue. Now, can I kinda humbly ask if I can have my supper...and I promise to be good...good with my manners, that is.

blank stare downer confused

11-05-2009 at 02:30:57 PM

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Darlin', you may just want to delete this thread ...
the title ... really is ...
and i'm not easily ...
you, know, offended smile

(1) it does sound like a pickup line
(2) which, women deal with all the time ... really, here, too?????
(3) it's not really a question, since obviously, there are ... so it's also disingenuous
(4) it's not calling for action ... e.g. "pretty lonely women please post here" ... so many have perhaps read, but not posted ... no, what we call in marketing, CTA (call to action)
(5) you only want "pretty" ... so most poets i know would react "fu"
(6) you only want "lonely" ... so ... you're looking for vulnerable?

i know your heart does not carry these intentions, Dear ... but every time someone posts something new to this thread, it shows up on my board ... KT is too generous to say, You're just boys, afterall ... You are men, and have more generosity of heart than this ... even if it's trying to be funny ... lol ... then again ... perhaps i can find a way to just delete notifications, and then you can post away and i won't have to think about it smile

and i know you know this already ... but if you want to really meet people, read their stuff!!! people share more intimate information here than just about anywhere else ... and are ASKING to share it ... this is a great place to share thoughts and feeling and ideas ... and this thread title ... is just ... depressing ...

my two cents ... oh ... and, um, good luck with that "article" ... smile

11-05-2009 at 06:31:45 PM

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Please, please Dancer, tell me how to delete this thread. You are a friend indeed. You must have graduated at the head of your class. Everything you say here is welcomed by me. So, I thank you kindly.

cool hmm.........................................................................gogant

11-05-2009 at 07:55:54 PM

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i'm glad ... it's meant with love smile ... maybe WS knows??? !! smile or worth a note to the OP site ... "Please delete this thread i started" LOL ... if i figure it out i'll let you know smile

11-05-2009 at 09:09:26 PM

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Please, please do, Dancer...and I will give you a big kiss. Oh boy, now what did I do...help!

cheese..............................................gogant

11-05-2009 at 11:15:35 PM

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The main reason it seems that you are having trouble meeting women is that you need to think about how you word things and try to be a little bit more sensitive to their needs,wants and desires.All women want a man that will appreciate them for their mind and personality and will truly wholeheartedly listen to them as they talk about whatever is on their mind and take an avid interest in things that interest them.They want to feel loved and special and appreciated for more than just a pretty face or nice body.They don't want to be treated like eye candy,which makes them think that all you want is to get into their pants.Read some of my poems such as "Three Magic Words", and "What It Means To Be A Man." I think the insights in these poems will help to clear up some misunderstandings.
T.S. smile

A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words.

Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.