The night was dark and foggy
I was walking down an alley way
I was feeling extremely groggy
I had worked all day

The noise came from behind
I turned around to see what made the noise
Noticed nothing and decided I heard it in my mind
I continued walking and bumped into two biker boys

They grabbed me and dragged me to a limo
They demanded I get in or they'd slice my throat
I got in and noticed a bimbo
She was wearing a fur coat

She sank her teeth into my neck
I heard her moan as my blood flowed into her mouth
The limo driver looked back quickly almost causing a wreck
Holy crap I went north instead of staying south

When she released her lips from my neck
I felt blood flowing to my shoulder
I figured what the heck
I watched my blood drip into a cup holder

The lady stripped me of my clothes
She grinned as she let her dress fall
I hoped she wouldn't bite off my hose
She took off her bra and panties showing her breasts and all

She laid on top of me
Sliding my car in her garage
I hope I don't get HIV
She smiled and I hoped this wasn't a mirage

As she moved up and down against my hip
I winced with both pleasure and pain
Her bite to my neck sent me on a trip
Maybe on this strip a new friend I'll gain

She cried out as she felt pleasure
I watched her get off me, my hose gone limp
I noticed I may have given her lifes treasure
Holy shit, I thought, Am I a vampire pimp?

She starred at me and I at her
we may have begun a reproduction
She got dressed and put on her coat of fur
I heard her say "You've just had your first VAMPIRES SEDUCTION"