Two Accounts
To this honourable court I invite
Mr Ordinary (MO)
AND
Mr Perfect (MP)
State your case
I, MO hereby state my case
I found FIFTY POUNDS
I was attracted by HER
I was lured by HER
To temptation I succumed
I made love to HER
I was accused of adultry
BECAUSE
I slept with FIFTY POUNDS -
The WIFE of MR TAXPAYER
VERDICT, JAILED
I, MP hereby state my case
I found SIX THOUSAND POUNDS
I was attracted by HER
I was lured by HER
To temptation I succumed
I made love to HER
I was NOT accused of adultery
BECAUSE
Though I slept with SIX THOUSAND POUNDS -
The WIFE of MR TAXPAYER
In line with the rules I did it
VERDICT, FREED
MP EXPENSES
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