I'd like to talk about my nose it's one of a kind.
It's rather large like a pumpkin but it is mine.
My mom likes to rub and feel it, sometimes she'll give it a squeeze.
I like it very much, but sometimes it makes me sneeze.

My mother likes it to, but hers is very tiny.She always kisses it and tell me to treat it very kindly.
On Halloween she painted it all red.
It looked like a big balloon in front of my head.

When I was just a little bitty boy.
I played with it like it was a toy.
My nose made me the center of attention.
Specially when I tied a rope on it for suspension.

When it all comes to it , I'm one lucky dude.
I have one great honker, I don't mean to be rude.
Thiers not another like mine in the world.
Maybe except for my cousin Gerald.

I think I'll paint my nose red, white and blue.
Just to show my heart is true.
Well that's enough about my nose.
Now let me tell you about my toes.