Ever been kidnapped by an independent woman

If I was an independent woman I’d kidnap you

I would teach you how to fill out a resume and apply for a job

Save money and open up a bank account

Never depend on a man

Always walk around gingerly

Keep your hair done and own your own house

Pay your own bill on time and never late

Act affluent at important business meetings

Make all of the dependent women hate on you

Make sure you always act classy and never trashy

Walk and talk like you’re the boss

You’ll toil day and night

Make sure you respect yourself and others

Always keep a smile on your face

Look up and still never see anyone above you but ((((((((God)))))))

Yeah, if I were an independent woman I’d kidnap you



Elauna Burroughs