Getting Checked Out
They call it a workup
It's also a workout
How about a checkup
Where they check you in to check you out
In, out, up, down
Sideways, hugging
Lying and sitting
Your body is under scrutiny
Walking and resting
Chest up, head down
Now wear this
Don't close the front
Scan this, monitor that
Jab, inject, sand and paint
Rip them off
Now you may go
This is all from the waste up
Oh dear, they'll eventually
Get interested from the waist down
Then it's no more fun getting checked out!!
It's also a workout
How about a checkup
Where they check you in to check you out
In, out, up, down
Sideways, hugging
Lying and sitting
Your body is under scrutiny
Walking and resting
Chest up, head down
Now wear this
Don't close the front
Scan this, monitor that
Jab, inject, sand and paint
Rip them off
Now you may go
This is all from the waste up
Oh dear, they'll eventually
Get interested from the waist down
Then it's no more fun getting checked out!!
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