Humourous Glenn Beck Haiku (your take or submission?)

No commentary, take it and run with it. Haha, Let the debate begin.

Glenn Beck (Haiku) Compilation

Bloated, Talking Head
By Weak of Mind, His Words Fed
Read a Book Instead


Polarizing Prick
Born Again Christian, So Rich
Panic, Dread, His Niche


The Face of Fox News
Ever Since He Gave Up Booze
Rupert Murdochs Muse

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RE: Humourous Glenn Beck Haiku (your take or submission?)

Bump haha

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WHAT FEATURES DETERMINE A HAIKU

i am curious about "haiku" What distinctive features determine a "haiku?

Will some poet or poets in the know produce a brief paper on this genre?
Is it a genre?

RE: Humourous Glenn Beck Haiku (your take or submission?)

Hey cousinsorens,

I know a little about Haiku, it is a new venture for me. The main 'type' of Haiku is generally 3 lines. 1st line has 5 syllables, 2nd has 7, and 3rd has 5 again. And that is basically it. Doesnt necessarely have to rhyme. But traditionally they often have a theme of nature. There are several other forms of Haiku, but I am not well versed.

~Spence

RE: Humourous Glenn Beck Haiku (your take or submission?)

Cousin,
I can't seem to find the comment right now, but Harver Tomsson knows a great deal about what each line traditionally entails, as far as subject, action, etc. He can probably give a pretty good insight into the more traditional aspects if you message him or ask him to comment here. Sorry I'm not more help; it's driving me crazy that I can't find the right comment! Lol! Good luck!

RE: Humourous Glenn Beck Haiku (your take or submission?)

THANKS, Suspense and Simone. I have actually sent Harver a request.