A Bodacious buttblast of snow on Mount Beird
I crashed my car one night,
while driving on a snowy road,
up a masonic lodge,
where elk and bears,
charm the guests.
I hated that cabin,
It was full of braggarts,
of a Fezeus and a GOD,
that blocks my calls at night.
It was the highest point,
on the peaks,
and I thought,
GOD and Zeus
better fucking answer
the door.
I walked to amber opal door,
I knocked,
They said, "Oh shit, dude, hide."
I left a note with a K-bar to post it.
It said,
"I.O.U-One Car. Eat shit!!!~GOD"
Stole his 1999 Jeep Cherokee,
and left a dog turd for the Good Old Dog,
He'll think twice,
when he demands me to
marry his Bitch Of a Daughter.
In a beautiful, beautiful shotgun wedding
~Zeta
while driving on a snowy road,
up a masonic lodge,
where elk and bears,
charm the guests.
I hated that cabin,
It was full of braggarts,
of a Fezeus and a GOD,
that blocks my calls at night.
It was the highest point,
on the peaks,
and I thought,
GOD and Zeus
better fucking answer
the door.
I walked to amber opal door,
I knocked,
They said, "Oh shit, dude, hide."
I left a note with a K-bar to post it.
It said,
"I.O.U-One Car. Eat shit!!!~GOD"
Stole his 1999 Jeep Cherokee,
and left a dog turd for the Good Old Dog,
He'll think twice,
when he demands me to
marry his Bitch Of a Daughter.
In a beautiful, beautiful shotgun wedding
~Zeta
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